Plight of the Tav Rp-er

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spiritAnimal [Soul] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

adiosToreador [AT] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

Soul: Hi

AT: hEY,

Soul: How are you?

AT: i'M DOING ALRIGHT, wHAT ABOUT YOU?

Soul: I'm doing well thank you so much

AT: sO,,, wHO ARE YOU, eXACTLY?

Soul: I'm soul, who are you?

AT: tAVROS, bUT MY FRIENDS LIKE TO CALL ME TAV,

Soul: Can I call you Tav?

AT: oH, uHH, sURE,

AT: hEHEH,

Soul: Its nice to meet you Tav

AT: yOU TOO, sOUL,

AT: hEH, tHAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE sOL,

Soul: Its Soul,

AT: yEAH, i KNOW,

AT: i HAVE A FRIEND, oR REALLY, i KNOW A GUY, hIS NAME IS sOLLUX,

AT: wE CALL HIM sOL,

Soul: Sol

AT: yEAH, dO YOU KNOW HIM?

Soul: No

AT: oH, tHATS TOO BAD, hE'S A COOL GUY,

AT: nOT AS COOL AS ME, tHOUGH }B)

Soul: Yeah you are so cool!

AT: hEH, yEAH, bUT NOT AS COOL AS MY BRO gAMZEE,

AT: hE CAN LAY DOWN SOME PRETTY SICK FIRES,

AT: nOT AS SICK AS dAVE THOUGH,

AT: nO ONE'S AS SICK AS dAVE,

Soul: Dave is sick?

Soul: He should see a doctor then.

AT: oH, nO, hE'S NOT SICK,

AT: nOT LIKE THAT, aT LEAST,

Soul: Oh ok.

AT: hIS FIRES ARE SICK, tHOUGH,

AT: iT'S LIKE, wHOA, dUDE, sAVE SOME OF THAT FOR THE REST OF US,

Soul: Sounds, hot?

AT: uHH,

AT: sURE, i GUESS i'M ATTRACTIVE,

Soul: Totally.

-Mark