Dayman and Dr Pepper

Look, it's dayman!

Anyways, my copious Dr. Pepper consumption has gotten out of hand.

I'm likely to drink near two litres, if not more, a day.

I've become addicted to the glorious 23 flavours of this carbonated drink. I go through withdraw symptoms if I go for too long without it.

As I write this, I have a half-empty 1 litre bottle of Dr Pepper sitting next to me.

I need to be stopped.
-Narwhal Sandkurt