Puberty

Not sure if puberty has been kind or not.

-Mark

Strong Sad

I've been religiously watching Homestar Runner flashes for the past few months, and I feel I reached a new low in this conversation with Nick:

[7:03:22 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: imagine a human strong sad

[7:03:34 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: with like gross slimy black hair that slicks back on its own

[7:03:46 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: always seen eating

[7:04:07 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: has like ten different sloshy shirts and wears no other shirts

[7:04:42 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: just pale fat and generally gross

[7:04:55 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: always smells bad

[7:05:22 PM] THINGS THAT GO DUMP IN THE NIGHT: i think i just descirbed myself in middle school

 

Anybody who knows me, either online or offline, knows my very personal and spiritual connection with Strong Sad. We're both pale, fat, and those disgustingly artsy, bitter hipster-goth wannabes who still buy CDs/Vinyls.

It's time to go listen to The Cure and paint a skeleton with flowers in its eyes and call it a self portrait.

-Mark